10 ultimate password rules, everyone should follow

Yes, this is one of those articles...

Choose a strong password.
Increase the strength of your password by letting your cat walk across your keyboard.
Do not write the password down.
Don’t tell your password to anyone.
Do not use the same password for different accounts.
Change all your passwords regularly.
Use a password manager.
Use two-factor authentication.
Never type in your password on an untrusted computer.
Just forget all of the above and simply don’t sign up to every fucking service on the internet in the first place!