# Showerthoughts

Things that come to mind and looked insightful — but probably aren’t…
Thursday, November 12, 2020

The Necronomicon is a rather good source for secure passwords…

("Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" seems to never get rejected.)

Friday, November 6, 2020

In the light of recent events, I’d like to note that Raccoon is 100% vegan software.

Thursday, October 29, 2020

…The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young lurks in gloomy darkness, on the edge of a dream, silently waiting for the hands to advance to the appointed hour. When the stars are right, the dreamer becomes the prey and in the fullness of time, the Thousand Young will scream!

(Do you also hate your alarm clock going off as much as I do?)

Friday, October 23, 2020

You know that things are getting serious when supermarkets run out of toilet paper.

You know that things are serious when when hardware stores run out of woodchip wallpaper.

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Arguing that people should allow governments unlimited access to their private life, by pointing out that they are already on Facebook, is about as dumb as arguing that it is ok to hack people’s middle finger off, because they’ve already lost a thumb to the buzz saw.

Thursday, October 15, 2020


(fucking critter)

It’s dark outside, you are doing some late night coding in a bright lit room and suddenly you become aware of two yellow slitted eyes silently staring at you from an arms length away through the basement window…

Sunday, October 11, 2020

Days are getting shorter again, meaning I get to see a lot of front door’s with blue LEDs on them. A fingerprint scanner, no doubt. How serious can you take a security solution that advertises its presence to passersby across the street?

(Using biometrics to unlock anything is a dumb idea anyways. Would you install a traditional front door that doesn’t allow for changing keys?)

Saturday, October 10, 2020

Progress: We moved from Visual Basic to Node.js…

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Horrible job interview questions for future Android developers:

In your own words, what is a Context?

(Watch em squirm)

Friday, October 2, 2020

Hm, Trump caught COVID-19 and has mild symptoms… loss of taste?